Title: 痛み本舗
Romaji: Itami Honpo
Translation: Pain shop
Composition: Comp
Lyrics: Comp
Vocals: Ranko
Albums:
DVD:
- JUMP-OTOME~SHOURI~ (track 12)
Sample:
Ranko: These lyrics are awesome. I can’t write~ things like that… I want to read an original manga like this. Anyone?
It reminds me of the manga “Gangu Shuurisha”, but it’s completely unrelated.
Lyrics
町外れにお店を出した
「私の痛み、お売りします」
看板には赤いペンキで
「痛みの相談おまかせを」
machihazure ni omise wo dashita
“watashi no itami, ourishimasu”
kanban ni wa akai penki de
“itami no soudan omakase wo”
また一人お客が来たわ
さぁ どれにいたしましょうか？
mata hitori okyaku ga kita wa
saa dore ni itashimashou ka?
2年前彼奴に受けた痛み
8年前のは少々お高いです
返品は購入から7日間
開封後はなるべく早めにどうぞ
ninen mae aitsu ni uketa itami
hachinen mae no wa shoushou otakai desu
henpin wa kounyuu kara nano kakan
kaifuu go wa narubeku hayame ni douzo
しばらくして手を広げた
「貴方の痛み、買取します」
看板には青いペンキで
「どんな痛みも即金で」
shibarakushite te wo hirogeta
“anata no itami, kaitori shimasu”
kanban ni wa aoi penki de
“donna itami mo sokkin de”
あっという間に行列出来た
さぁ どんな痛みでしょうか？
attoiumani gyouretsu dekita
saa donna itami deshou ka?
その痛み、ありきたりで500ペイン
この痛み、かなりの高額です
偽物は一切買い取りません
恥ずかしがらずに ドシドシお持ち下さい
sono itami, arikitari de gohyaku pein
kono itami, kanari no kougaku desu
nisemono wa issai kaitorimasen
hazukashigarazu ni doshidoshi omochi kudasai
痛みとは常に変わる生き物
秤では絶対計れません
老若男女の痛み見てきた私
分からない痛みはありません
鑑定では少々痛みますが
全国で此処だけ『痛み本舗』です。
itami to wa tsune ni kawaru ikimono
hakari de wa zettai hakaremasen
rounyakunannyo no itami mite kita watashi
wakaranai itami wa arimasen
kantei de wa shoushou itamimasu ga
zenkoku de koko dake “itami honpo” desu.
Translation
I opened a store on the outskirts of town
“My pain is here for sale.”
I wrote with red paint on the sign
“I’m here to help you with your pain”
There’s another customer.
Now, what can I get for you?
The pain he gave me two years ago
The one from eight years ago is a little pricey
Returns within seven days of purchase
If you open it, please do so as soon as possible
After a while, I expanded my activities
“Here, we buy your pain”
I wrote with blue paint on the sign
“Any pain, any price!”
In no time at all, a line formed.
Now, what kind of pain do you have?
That pain is common, it’s 500 peins
This pain is very expensive
I don’t buy any fake
Don’t be shy, don’t hesitate to bring it in yours
Pain is an ever-changing creature
You can never measure it with a scale
I’ve seen the pain of men and women of all ages
There’s no pain I don’t understand
It’s a little painful to appraise, but
This is the only “pain shop” in the whole country