楽しい戦争のうた | Tanoshii Sensou no Uta

Title: 楽しい戦争のうた
Romaji: Tanoshii Sensou no Uta
Translation: Song of the fun war
Arrangement: Comp
Lyrics: Ranko
Vocals: Ranko

Original theme:

  • Yousei Daisensou ~ Fairy Wars – Yousei Daisensou ~ Touhou Sangetsusei; Three Fairies of Light’s theme

Albums:

  • Touhou PARTYBOX 3 [Melonbooks] (disc 2, track 7)
  • Riverside Parade (track 7)

Sample:

Ranko: I wrote the lyrics. It was the first time I thought about Great Fairy Wars and the Three Fairies.
I thought the fairies would be belligerent and have fun while fighting, so I wrote these lyrics. Now that I listen to it, I laugh because it’s so straightforward. “Just die already!”

Lyrics

冬が終わって湖溶けて
春が来たら馬鹿も活動し出す
買いそびれてた喧嘩の花も
桜みたい 乱れ咲いて弾ける
fuyu ga owatte mizuumi tokete
haru ga kitara baka mo katsudoushidasu
kaisobireteta kenka no hana mo
sakura mitai midarezaite hajikeru

寄り合えば文殊の知恵が出る
浅い夢を本物にしよう
yoriaeba monju no chie ga deru
asai yume wo honmono ni shiyou

さあ此処から始めよう楽しい戦争を
ひとまず賽を投げ捨てたら後はやるだけ
1と1と1とを足したら
人間社会も恐怖に陥れられる
saa koko kara hajimeyou tanoshii sensou wo
hitomazu sai wo nagesutetara ato wa yaru dake
ichi to ichi to ichi to wo tashitara
ningen shakai mo kyoufu ni otoshiirerareru

太陽も月も星の光も
全部纏めて氷に閉じ込めてやる
taiyou mo tsuki mo hoshi no hikari mo
zenbu matomete koori ni tojikomete yaru

誤差どもが集まっても無駄さ
ねじ伏せられ最強と仰げ
gosa domo ga atsumattemo muda sa
nejifuserare saikyou to aoge

さあ此処から始めよう楽しい戦争を
幕は切って落とされたもう逃げ場などない
無謀は勇気だって見せてやる
後悔先に立たず 死ぬが良い!今すぐ!
saa koko kara hajimeyou tanoshii sensou wo
maku wa kitte otosareta mou nigeba nado nai
mubou wa yuuki datte misete yaru
koukai saki ni tatazu shinu ga ii! ima sugu!

さあ此処から始めよう楽しい戦争を
幕は切って落とされたもう逃げ場などない
無謀は勇気だって見せてやる
後悔先に立たず 死ぬが良い!今すぐ!
saa koko kara hajimeyou tanoshii sensou wo
maku wa kitte otosareta mou nigeba nado nai
mubou wa yuuki datte misete yaru
koukai saki ni tatazu shinu ga ii! ima sugu!

Translation

Winter is over, the lake is melting.
And when spring comes, the idiot will be active.
And the flowers of quarrels that we failed to buy
Like cherry blossoms, they bloom and burst into disorder

If we gather, we can find auspicious wisdom
Let’s make our shallow dreams the real deal

Let’s start a fun war right here
Once the die is cast, all that’s left is to do it
When you add one to one and one to one
Even human society will be terrorized

The sunlight, the moonlight, the starlight
I’ll trap all of them in the ice!

Even if a bunch of errors get together, it won’t help
They’ll be overpowered and I’ll be declared the strongest

Let’s start a fun war right here
Now that the curtain has fallen, there’s nowhere to run
I’ll show you that recklessness is courage
Don’t have regrets, just die! Now!

Let’s start a fun war right here
Now that the curtain has fallen, there’s nowhere to run
I’ll show you that recklessness is courage
Don’t have regrets, just die! Now!